Women make something like 78% as much as men in the USA. Clearly, all right-thinking humans agree that this is an unacceptable state of affairs.
Here's my brilliant solution: reduce men's pay until it matches that of women!
Then we will have happy equality and the Job Creators will have more money that they can then use to create even more jobs than they already have!
Problem solved. I await my call from the Nobel Prize Committee.